October 05, 2009

Global Domination Through Applied Inactivity: Top Ten Reasons Why Chicago Lost The 2016 Olympics

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Top Ten Reasons Why Chicago Lost The 2016 Olympics


We have a great show tonight. From Iron Chef: America; the Chairman, Mark Dacascos. Star of countless fitness videos and operator of a glory hole off the Long Island Expressway; Richard Simmons. And our musical guest tonight, Festering Scab. And now tonight's Top Ten List.....

From our home offices near Round-O, South Carolina.....Top ten....The Top Ten Reasons...Now, Paul, you just heard the giant travesty that a bunch of Republican swine conspired with the Zionist Jews of the International Olympic Committee to shame and embarrass our Dear Leader, the Obamessiah by awarding the 2016 Olympics to Rio, a city known for slums and topless carnivals, instead of our own safe, moral, and God-fearing city of Chicago. So here's tonight's Top Ten Reasons that Chicago lost the 2016 Olympics.....









And our number one reason why Chicago lost the 2016 Summer Olympics is...

And that's tonight's Top Ten List, brought to you by ACORN Mortgage and Loan!

Global Domination Through Applied Inactivity: Top Ten Reasons Why Chicago Lost The 2016 Olympics

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