July 13, 2009

I think the Republican candidate in 2012 should be…

…Denzel Washington.

  • He is an actor, not unlike our current president; in fact, he is probably a far better actor and could probably actually memorize his lines and not need a teleprompter.
  • He is undeniably a Minority, in fact no one can doubt his “authenticity” or “blackness” .
  • Women seem to think he is hot, like our current president.
  • We KNOW where he was born…
  • He is ALREADY a big celebrity, which is apparently what it really takes to be President now
  • and…like our president, we now nothing about his political views
  • He has actually been employed in the private sector a large portion of his life
  • Instant…Name…Recognition
  • His accountant’s probably know how to to their taxes
  • And the Number One Reason that we should run Denzel….Anyone has to be better than this idiot.

We should get the best candidate money can buy… and just hire a professional actor…

Posted by KOOK on 7/13/2009



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blackandgoldfan · 820 weeks ago

We had an actor in the White House before, and, if memory serves me correctly, HE WAS DAMNED GOOD AT THE JOB!!! :-)
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KOOK 91p · 820 weeks ago

one more reason...
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Andrew33 103p · 820 weeks ago

Actually, Denzel is a tad to the right of McCain. Vice President should be Queen Latifah. Heck why not go all the way and get a black woman in there too. She is also farther right that McCain.
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KOOK 91p · 820 weeks ago

I would rather have Tron the neighborhood crack head as VP than Biden...
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Andrew33 103p · 820 weeks ago

I bet the white house is just like the "real black world". Did you see that one?
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innominatus · 820 weeks ago

I agree, but only if we can convince SloJoe to continue talking in front of cameras. That guy is a bottomless pit of stupid, and therefore a valuable resource to snarky bloggers like me.
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Dr. Dave · 820 weeks ago

I really think you're onto something here, KOOK. The moonbats won't know what to do with themselves if conservatives start supporting black candidates.

Why, they might just go insane...well...more than they already are, and eat themselves, instead of their young.

This might be the best strategy for the Republican party that anyone's come up with so far. You should run with it.
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Andrew33 103p · 820 weeks ago

We do good "wargaming" in here, right. Probably as good as the CIA, especially now.

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