February 04, 2010

Latest Email From Claire (Bear) McCaskill Worst Senator ever, Claire McCaskill Sucks!

cartman_Something_Wall-Mart_400 To my valued readers, I apologize before I ever get started.  I feel angry, outraged, frustrated, and maybe just a little violent.  There is a class two profanity alert in effect, this is not a drill, I will be juvenile. Intrepid readers soldier on to understand my frustration

I received this today (click picture to em-biggen):

Email From Claire McCaskill

I nearly choked…Claire has worked hard at making the government more accountable to me? ME?!  Claire, you don’t even listen to the People of this State.  Remember the townhall meetings?  Now you want my OPINION?  Seriously!? Below is what I submitted to her.  I resisted, barely, and with much effort, putting “getting rid of you and your worthless liberal neo-Socialist ilk at the earliest opportunity” in the “other” field. 

My Opinion for Claire Mccaskill

Cartman Pissed Now if everyone will join me in a slightly modified rendition of Eric Cartman singing Kyle’s Mom is a B!tch in D Minor…

Well, Claire Bear’s a bitch,
she's a worthless liberal bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super, king, kameha-meha biatch!
Have you ever met my friend Claire Bear?
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a worthless Liberal bitch,
and she has stupid hair,

she's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch,
Claire Bear’s a bitch and she's
such a Liberal bitch!
Cartman Mooning

Again sorry if this offends my readers, I value you all, Claire McCaskill offends me to my core and I cannot contain it any more.  The only person in Govt. who I have a more visceral hatred for is Nasty Botoxi… I loathe that woman as well. 


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