Spend unprecedented amounts of money – Check
Pay off favors and campaign contributions from the Unions – Check
Turn the greatest nation in the world into a Fascist economy – Check
Put all my best buddies into positions of power and use the office of president to protect them – check check
Ruin troubled US Economy – Triple Check
Kiss China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Cuba, and North Korea’s Ass – Check check check check and CHECK
Take Michelle to Dinner and a Play – Check
Take cool Pictures of my new plane – check
Piss off our greatest allies – check check check
Apologize to everyone in the world for America’s greatness – check
Fire that old mean guy that doesn’t like my BFF stealing taxpayer money - Check
Do Nothing to fix Immigration, Abortion, Gay Rights, Crime, Drugs, the decay of the family unit, high taxes, runaway spending, congressional corruption, or Totalitarianism and Genocide in the world – All over that, Got it covered, Check.
Secure lasting Democrat majority by enabling the gerrymandering the whole country - CHECK
Ruin Healthcare -
Ruin Education System -
Fix Planet’s Climate -
Become Supreme Ruler of the Universe -
