I heard it but I could not believe it. But it is true. As part of the Obamanation and Porklulus, low income people are eligible to get free cell phones. In the age where a Cell Phone is a “right” there is no way that we can expect the sheeples to understand that we do not have a RIGHT to Healthcare or pretty much anything else.
Why stop here? I want a Lot of things.
Dear Obama Claus, please have your Obama-mas Imps, Pelosi, Reid, Dodd, Frank, et al. to get busy with these requests. I have lots of needs and rights.
I want Free Satellite TV. Free Broadband Internet. I want a pair of Nike’s every six 
months. I want a new car every two years. I want someone to deliver groceries and fill my pantry once a month. I want free propane. I want free electricity. I want new jeans once a year. I want a tank of gas a week. I want universal computers. I want universal haircuts. I want universal car insurance. I want universal airfare. I want universal electricity. I want universal housecleaning. I want Universal Lawn care. I want…no wait scratch ALL OF THAT…
I WANT TO BE LEFT THE “F” ALONE. I WANT MY TAXES LOWER. I WANT THEM TO LEAVE MY GUNS ALONE. I WANT OUR KIDS LEFT ALONE. I WANT OUR BORDERS SECURE. I WANT OUR LAWS UPHELD. I WANT TO WIN OUR WARS AND BRING OUT BOYS AND GIRLS HOME. I WANT LIBERALS TO GET OUT OF MY FREAKING LIFE! I WANT MY FREEDOM TO CHOOSE WHAT IS BEST FOR ME AND MY FAMILY …BY MYSELF.
GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND OUT OF MY POCKET, ASSHOLES!
-a very perturbed Kook
