December 07, 2009

Everybody hold your breath




Everybody hold your breath or suffer the wrath. The EPA acting,following a supreme court decision allowing it, have declared co2 (carbon dioxide) a public health hazard. Now there WILL limits set on the emission of it. Whatever you do, do not hyperventilate. I hope they outlaw jogging. Those people who jog exhale more. People like me who have slow metabolism should get tax breaks.

OF ALL THE ASININE LUDRICOUS CRAP. we ate living in insane times.

-Kook
via iPhone
Posted by KOOK on 12/07/2009



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Bunni 97p · 799 weeks ago

I knew they'd outlaw breahting one of these days.
How you been Kook & AD33?
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Andrew33 103p · 799 weeks ago

I've been more busy than I'd like, and am starting to wear down tad, but I'm okay.
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Andrew33 103p · 799 weeks ago

It's the upcoming fart tax. They will install CO2 and methane detectors in our underwear. Then we will have to get catalytic convertors in our boxers. If we don't pass emissions standards, we will have to pay hefty fines or be put "in the junkyard." Of course, rich folks will be able to buy a very expensive waiver (like a ferrari owner could when we had smog testing on cars here in FL despite the fact we never get smog)
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Andrew33 103p · 799 weeks ago

Kee does that puffed up thing with all the rest of herself but her face when she plays.
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Karen · 799 weeks ago

I've been saying for years that we'll be suffocated by the government. Although I meant it more figuratively than literally.

I guess the good news is that if we can't exhale we don't have to worry about health care. We'll all be dead.
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deleted4448310 77p · 799 weeks ago

I waw wondering the same thing. Will athletes get taxed more?

An out of control government gains momentum...
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Clay · 799 weeks ago

Please send someone from the EPA to help me! Quick. I am very scared. There's lots of dangerous CO2 in my bedroom, and I don't know how to remove it. I fear going to sleep. I may not wake up. Please send the EPA swat team immediately. It's becoming hopeless in this bedroom tonight.
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KOOK 91p · 799 weeks ago

And to think when unwashed a child I had a pellet gun. And not only a gun. That I used to actually kill small furry woodland creatures, but it was powered by a poisonous gas! And to add insult to injury my parents bought it for me. The horror!

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madmath1 · 799 weeks ago

I remember in Total Recall (an God aweful movie by the Govenenator unless you like senseless killings) how on Mars the villian was able to charge people for air. Now we have the EPA and with Cap and Trade, we just may have it here on Earth. Will they charge extra for pets and livestock?

What next? Feces or urine? Will we need to pay a tax to use the bathroom or take a shower? This is beyond stupid and insane, it's tyranny plain and simple and we've gone to war for less. Just ask the founding fathers. Now, I'm going to watch Pearl Habor since everyone in the media has forgotten about it.
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KOOK 91p · 799 weeks ago

Watch the movie pearl harbor for entertainment. Because it is horribly historically inaccurate. Personally I watch it only for Liv Tyler.

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Andrew33 103p · 799 weeks ago

As someone who enjoys history, historical documentaries and or movies, I watched Tora Tora Tora yesterday to remember Pearl Harbor. Tora Tora Tora as far better than Pearl Harbor despite being so old, and is historically accurate. The producers of Tora Tora Tora spent many hours checking and rechecking to try to make it as accurate as unclassified documentation would allow. I like how they show the lead up to Pearl Harbor from both the Japanese and American perspectives. That was my way to remember Pearl Harbor in and relax at the same time.
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madmath1 · 799 weeks ago

yea, I know of the historical inaccuraties. I watch to remember how we were attacked and the unification of the American people and resolve afterwards (I skip to the attack and the Dolittle raid). Compare that to today with the jellyfish leftist.

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