what to get for the queen who has everything

That's right friends our boy king went to see the Queen. After the great gifts he got for the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown (for those of you joining this comedy about what would happen if we elected an unqualified buffoon as president; he gave PM Brown 25 standard definition DVDs basically from the 9.99 rack from wal-mart that would not play in UK dvd players) One would think that maybe they would have put a little thought into what to get the Queen of England. scary thought...maybe he did think long and hard. so what did he get the Queen? An I-Pod. now to be fair it is a video Ipod.What do those cost? 200 bucks? Do they have Sasha picking presents?
Did they forget to get her anything and take it from one of the kids?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHE IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND SHE IS 70+ YEARS OLD DON'T YOU THINK IF SHE HAD THE SLIGHTEST DESIRE TO HAVE AN IPOD SHE WOULD HAVE ONE?...wait a second....SHE ALREADY DOES !...! argh what a moron!
If you are not embarassed and incredulous over this then I do not know what else to say.