June 04, 2009

7 Rules of Obamaland – We are in an allegory

Comrade Obama:

Friend of fatherless!
Fountain of happiness!
Lord of the swill-bucket! Oh, how my soul is on
Fire when I gaze at thy
Calm and commanding eye, (sometimes a thrill runs up my leg!)
Like the sun in the sky,
Comrade Obama!

7 Rules: The 7 Rules of the Farm

1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes except pigs
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol to excess.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal -Without cause.
7. All animals are equal, But some animals are more equal than others

old Major Ronald Reagan warns, "Your resolution must never falter. No argument must lead you astray. Never listen when they tell you that Man and the animals Statists have a common interest....we must not come to resemble him...No animal Free Man must ever live in a house or sleep in a bed, or wear clothes, or drink alcohol, or smoke tobacco, or touch money, or engage in trade Negotiate with Terrorists, Be comfortable on welfare, give up your freedoms, bow and scrape to foreign leaders, allow your taxes to become over half your income, or fall prey to socialists."

Squealer Gibbs consoles the animals Obama’s Subjects, saying, "Do not imagine, comrades, that leadership is a pleasure. (I don’t want to run the car companies) On the contrary, it is a deep and heavy responsibility. No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon Obama that all animals Commoners are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?" (some companies and people are too big to fail)

"Once again the animals Sheeple were conscious of a vague uneasiness. Never to have any dealings with human beings Capitalists, never to engage in trade, never to make use of money- had not these been among the earliest resolutions passed at the first triumphant Meeting when Jones Bush was expelled?"

As Napoleon Obama was deceiving the neighboring farmers he was also tricking his own animals Loyal Subjects/Sheeple . The scapegoat was again Snowball Bush. "Whenever anything went wrong it became usual to attribute it to Snowball Bush." In fact many of the claims begin to sound ridiculous to the objective mind. Of course, Squealer’s Gibbs’ mission is to keep everything subjective in the minds of the animals Loyal Subjects/Sheeple .

So Napoleon Obama , with the help of his dogs, slaughters anyone who is said to be disloyal. "...the tale of confessions and executions went on, until there was a pile of corpses lying before Napoleon Obama’s feet and the air was heavy with the smell of blood, which had been unknown there since the expulsion of Jones Bush." To top it off, Napoleon Obama outlaws Beasts of England Talk Radio, Blogs, and Fox News, which had served as one of the only remaining ties between Animal Farm The USA and old Major Ronald Reagan.

"Somehow it seemed as though the farm Country had grown richer without making the animals Loyal Subjects/Sheeple themselves any richer- except, of course, for the pigs and the dogs."

Creepy ain’t it?

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