Just sit right back & you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started from this Chicago port aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty big mouthed man, The skipper suave & cool.
300 million passengers set sail that day for a four year tour,
A four year tour
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless Leader
The Country would be lost,
The Country would be lost.
The Country’s a-ground on the shore of this uncharted Socialist isle
With Obama,
The Pelosi too,
They’re both millionaires and we have strife,
The movie stars too
The Professor Algore, and that idiot Biden
Here on Obama's Isle.
So this is the tale of the Americans, they’ll be here for a long, long time,
They’ll have to make the best of things, it’s an uphill climb.
The Biden and the Obama too, will do their very best,
To make the slackers comfortable, and to hell with the rest
No phone! No lights! No motor cars, not a single luxury,
An Environmentalist Utopia!, as primitive as can be.
So join us here each day my friends, you’re sure to get taxed all the while,
300 million castaways, here on Obama’s Isle!
